Hangover

I have one hell of a hangover for somebody who hasn't drank in a week. I'm going to have to confront my sister about slipping a roofie in my sprite last night.

Why does it take me an hour to get out of the house in the morning? I need to work on my routine. Maybe I had a delayed reaction to the roofie and blacked out in the shower.

I'm taking the afternoon off to go to a town with a Target. When I get to Target sometimes I roll around on the floor at the main entrance and give it a big hug & kiss. Occasionally when I'm walking down the street and see somebody in a red shirt, I start to cry. Take the suburban asshole out of suburbia and you're stuck with just a plain asshole.