Members only, please

Internet randomness: Here's a picture of George Jones in a light grey Members Only jacket. Found on YouTube.

Today's funny fun fact

The tagline for the 1980s TV show Bosom Buddies was "Friendship can be a real drag."














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The theme for the rest of this week.

This one's for the ladies

I saw a commercial on TV last night that made me question what the heck is going on in vaginas across America?!

The commercial is for an Always product, and you can see the video used in the commercial here:

http://www.always.com/infinity/always_infinity.jsp

The part that concerned me is in the first 15 or so seconds. Since when does this type of product need to stand up to tornado damage? Is that a water spout? Where does it stand on the Fujita scale? Does this product have a hurricane rating?

So again, what the heck is going on? That seems like a pretty violent representation of what should be happening in that region. I'm a little bit afraid.

On drugs

My closest exposure to drug abuse has been through VH-1 (thank heavens!), so I do not know a whole lot about the terrible and addictive drugs that take over peoples' lives. But the drug that I think has the most ominous and terrible name is black tar heroin. Black. Tar. Heroin. Those are all bad words on their own, so when you put them together, it sounds like a bad, bad deal. I don't know what it is, and don't really care to.

I've picked up a cold, and when I was going to bed last night I knew I would need some sort of medicinal help to sleep. So I dug into the back of the cabinet and found a dusty bottle of original flavor NyQuil that expired more than two years ago. After careful consideration and throwing caution to the wind, I poured the prescribed dose and shot it back as efficiently as possible.

Sadly, I got a pretty good taste of that "original flavor" and thought: this is what black tar heroin must taste like.